Isn't America the Best Place to Enter Illegally

What a great country we have, and I don't mean that facitiously.  I love my country.  Oh, I know we have a few oddballs, and some things are just not right at this time, but I thank God that he allowed me to be born here in the land of the free and home of the brave.  After all if you enter illegally, you can almost live here free, and you had to be brave to sneak into the mightiest nation on earth.  But you have more to gain than to lose if you are successful, so that is why people illegally enter our country.  Now I have an semi-adopted son who entered from Korea, legally.  Therefore, he can't hold a job as he's here on a student visa.  But that's not the case if you come in under the shadow of night.  So to prove my point, read the following email I got:

RE: 3 American Hikers Now In The NEWS
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IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.


IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. 


IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. 


IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. 


IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER 
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. 


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU 
WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY 
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. 


IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET !
A JOB,         A DRIVERS LICENSE, 
SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,    WELFARE, 



FOOD STAMPS,    CREDIT CARDS, 
SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,   



FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, 
A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE 

THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU 
PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT 


AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE. 
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE "SITUATION"!

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING......FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY 

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICA !